We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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