let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
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I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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