Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
His hands were made for my vagina.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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