ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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