Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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