He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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