found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
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After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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