you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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