Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Houston, we have a squirter
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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