He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I think my moral compass just broke
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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