Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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