Do you still have your period?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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