I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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