i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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