Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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