her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
