but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
