I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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