Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she peed on how many people?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
