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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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