I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
How does one acquire holy water?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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