bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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