Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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