Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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