i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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