so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
