I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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