when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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