how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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