3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
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you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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