Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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