woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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