Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Be still, my beating vagina.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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