Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Do plants get herpes?
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