So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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