I'm going to jail i love you
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
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I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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