So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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