So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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