Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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