UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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