I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
