It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
We're too hungover to prance.
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