Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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