No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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