i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
