sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
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