The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
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Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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