Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
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