His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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