It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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