So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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