I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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