Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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