i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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