There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter