I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.