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(313): View more from Michigan

You really coming over, don't trick.

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(313): You really coming over, don't trick. http://tfl.nu/futk

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i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see

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(973): i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see http://tfl.nu/sebi

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can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?

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(503): can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone? http://tfl.nu/oqh6

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(812): View more from Indiana

i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.

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(812): i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys. http://tfl.nu/wntn

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(334): View more from Alabama

I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.

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(334): I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life. http://tfl.nu/qbrz

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Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.

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(407): Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama. http://tfl.nu/o21n

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(407): View more from Florida

He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.

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(407): He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy. http://tfl.nu/rtg1

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(858): View more from California

this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.

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(858): this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since. http://tfl.nu/ovf5

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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.

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(214): That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed. http://tfl.nu/6ncx

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(260): View more from Indiana

He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?

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Considering how often you blow him,high.

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(260): He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds? (1-260): Considering how often you blow him,high. http://tfl.nu/epf2

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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.

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(301): I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked. http://tfl.nu/v26w

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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...

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(503): Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night... http://tfl.nu/z9ky

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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.

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(773): Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive. http://tfl.nu/999r

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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour

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(817): You should come by for the fire station blow job tour http://tfl.nu/ymfu

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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?

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I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak

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(650): I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up? (831): I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak http://tfl.nu/xa8u

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