I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
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he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
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I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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