please come you make the beer taste better
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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