Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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